darkohexar:

You know what my favorite thing about the Pokemon TCG is? The attack names:

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And my all-time favorite:

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unclefather:

dogpuppy:

For $110 you can get a shirt with potatoes on it

Life hack: Get a $5 white t shirt and glue real potatoes to it. It’s cheaper. 

unclefather:

dogpuppy:

For $110 you can get a shirt with potatoes on it

Life hack: Get a $5 white t shirt and glue real potatoes to it. It’s cheaper. 

jorgieboy:

amenpenis:

carleyalyson:

glitterweave:

chadleymacguff:

amenpenis:

when you ask someone what’s up and they answer “the sky”

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when you ask someone where they are and they say “in my skin”

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when you ask someone what time it is and they say “time to get a watch”

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Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.

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When white people say “Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.”

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thefrogman:

[reddit] [h/t: yaypuppiesyay]

heckacute:

Start every sentence with “To tell you the truth” and then lie. 

omg these are so cute ask me these

moonuncle:

  1. Do you love this shit?
  2. Are you high right now?
  3. Do you ever get nervous?
  4. I heard you fucking your girl is it true?
  5. You getting money?

I wish i could make you into a coat, but a living coat not a dead coat

firebendings:

skarchomp:

Remember that episode of Jimmy Neutron where the ending implied that at least the entire episode if not the whole series was the nightmare of a sentient pizza pie

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I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS

bigpaynos:

g-asp:

White girls

what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here

bigpaynos:

g-asp:

White girls

what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here

legfruit:

gherkind:

LMAO my mum thinks im a virgin

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hospitalstays:

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school cum