You know what my favorite thing about the Pokemon TCG is? The attack names:
And my all-time favorite:
For $110 you can get a shirt with potatoes on it
Life hack: Get a $5 white t shirt and glue real potatoes to it. It’s cheaper.
when you ask someone what’s up and they answer “the sky”
when you ask someone where they are and they say “in my skin”
when you ask someone what time it is and they say “time to get a watch”
Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.
When white people say “Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.”
Start every sentence with “To tell you the truth” and then lie.
- Do you love this shit?
- Are you high right now?
- Do you ever get nervous?
- I heard you fucking your girl is it true?
- You getting money?
Remember that episode of Jimmy Neutron where the ending implied that at least the entire episode if not the whole series was the nightmare of a sentient pizza pie
I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS
what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here