give me pizza and cats

joshpeck:

troyleryo:

I’ve never related to anything more in my life

life isn’t all relatable tweets

itsvondell:

someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day

dollyfarton:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

The kids face behind her is my reaction


fcuk

dollyfarton:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

The kids face behind her is my reaction

fcuk

not-enough-fandom:

boywonder99:

(via)

SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THERES NO JOKE OR CLEVER COMPLAINT AT THE END OF THIS POST BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING. I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULD SEE SOME STUPID FACE OR PAINFUL MEMORY FROM SHERLOCK HUH?? NOPE JUST THIS STUPIDLY LONG POST. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ITS THE ULTIMATE FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVENT SLEPT IN 3 DAYS.

kingorb:

just gave this girl a baby shower. a potential baby shower. a shower of potential babies…. i came on her.

marcobodtsfreckles:

don’t fucking comment on anyone’s laugh except to tell them how fucking cute it is. laughter is amazing laughter is an expression of pure joy. you tell someone their laugh is ugly? i think the same of your personality shut up fucker


If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.
You only missed my voice
when nobody else called you.
Y.Z, A ten word story on being a second choice (via rustyvoices)

intense-wizardy:

pizzaforpresident:

I would take a bullet for garlic bread

who would shoot a garlic bread

evaded:

If I text you first, you better appreciate that shit because I don’t do it for just anyone.

rapewhistled:

on a mission for the Lord

rapewhistled:

on a mission for the Lord

cumber-porn:

adesignresearcher:

ohdeargodwhy:

seajee:

blessedunrest-keepsusmarching:

omfg-yousuck:

emailing:

emmacadavra:

I will always reblog this. It’s fascinating and terrifying at the same time.

Holy shit

holy fucking shit

image

I am now officially terrified of snakes. 

I’ve  never seen this. I think I’m sorry that I have.

forever reblog ….. this is amazing!

tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background