give me pizza and cats
I think the anon is laughing about how foolish you appear to be.
Anonymous

well im glad i made them laugh. it’s proven that people who laugh more live longer!

wonderlands-absent-queen:

arelyhepburn:

This is the best gif you’ll ever see


Motherfucking animals.

wonderlands-absent-queen:

arelyhepburn:

This is the best gif you’ll ever see

Motherfucking animals.

liampayneisafuckboy:

barack no michelle is my friend we can’t

liampayneisafuckboy:

barack no michelle is my friend we can’t

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

zooeydeschannoying:

this bitch ain’t got no teeth..

zooeydeschannoying:

this bitch ain’t got no teeth..

orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

fhaul:

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

magic-fantasy-life:

scorpio-tales:

electricrain:

columnnotes:

sktagg23:

I am SICK and TIRED of people objecting to seeing women using their breasts for what they are actually for. BREASTFEEDING IS NOT VULGAR OR OBSCENE.

I support breastfeeding all the way, even if it is in public.

And the award winning one:

THIS. THIS. THIS/

OMG THIS

nonomella:

my chinese students really love english profanity because they dont get in trouble for it

i try to just ignore it so they don’t get a reaction and keep using it

but today during a creative writing exercise, a character was arguing with a dragon, and the kids needed to decide what the character would yell

this one kid raises his hand and calmly submits his suggestion of “f*ck you, you foolish dragon motherf*cker”

i dont know its just 

its difficult not to react to that

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

asian:

I was taking a shower and I didn’t know I was having a nose bleed so when I looked down I saw a bunch of blood and I thought I was having my period but then i remembered i’m a 16 year old asian boy

thebagofholding:

“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing