someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day
SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THERES NO JOKE OR CLEVER COMPLAINT AT THE END OF THIS POST BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING. I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULD SEE SOME STUPID FACE OR PAINFUL MEMORY FROM SHERLOCK HUH?? NOPE JUST THIS STUPIDLY LONG POST. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ITS THE ULTIMATE FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVENT SLEPT IN 3 DAYS.
just gave this girl a baby shower. a potential baby shower. a shower of potential babies…. i came on her.
don’t fucking comment on anyone’s laugh except to tell them how fucking cute it is. laughter is amazing laughter is an expression of pure joy. you tell someone their laugh is ugly? i think the same of your personality shut up fucker
when nobody else called you.
|—||Y.Z, A ten word story on being a second choice (via rustyvoices)|
I would take a bullet for garlic bread
who would shoot a garlic bread
If I text you first, you better appreciate that shit because I don’t do it for just anyone.
on a mission for the Lord
I will always reblog this. It’s fascinating and terrifying at the same time.
holy fucking shit
I am now officially terrified of snakes.
I’ve never seen this. I think I’m sorry that I have.
forever reblog ….. this is amazing!
my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background